My first stand-up comedy bit longer than 3 mins!

I've posted a crappier version of this earlier, but here is a better version with two camera angles! ooooooooo I also put a plug in for the restaurant my brother and I are opening. Like our upcoming restaurant and get updates at our Facebook page for Dave and Cranky Chuckie's.

Weird Al is back on tour! (parody of Lady GaGa's "Born this way" off of Weird Al's new album" Alpocalypse.")

The original video by Lady GaGa is kinda nasty and stupid. Weird Al is currently on tyour promoting his new album "Alpocalypse"

Stand-up comedy show in Provo, Utah.

Did a bit at the CyberGate Cafe in Provo a couple of nights ago. (The flier with my misspelled name is the post right before this one.) Talked about a list of things that I hate; that ranges from cats, to toilet seat covers, to the elderly. Had a great time. Performed with some really talented comedians and had some great friends show up. Thank you all; had a great time. (Better video to be added soon.)

Stand-up comedy show

First time I've made it on the flyer! Well almost I guess. The yahoos spelled my name wrong. 90% isn't bad though right? The name's FuRse (not Fuse) remember it! It'll be at the Cybergate Cafe in Provo. I've performed with Abi Harrison, Patrick Boyde and Pete Kern before, but have no idea who the others are.

Caution: Oriental with a camera!

I have recently discovered that people are offended when Chinese people are referred to as "Orientals." I am told that the term Oriental is to be referred to things like food or products, but not people. I think that we Chinese people should start calling each other Orientals and get really pissed off if anyone else calls us the "O-snap" word. Any how, in staying with my Oriental roots, here are a bunch of pictures I have taken with my phone camera over the years. I'll split them up into sections. This section is titled: FOR REALS?! (a lot of them belong on failblog.org)

We'll start off with my baby, Beyonce. She was a 97 Volkswagon GTI VR6. She had a Magnaflow exhaust, Neuspeed intake, ecu chip, and strut tower bar, 19" wheels, Blaupunkt deck, Alumapro 10" sub, M3 sideskirts, euro blacked out fog lights and turn signals, ngk plugs, and my heart. I was stopped at a red-light and was hit by some dumb kid going 45mph. She was totaled and I had to see a chiropractor for 6 months. :'(

This guy tried to get on flight to Boston while he was drunk. You can't see it, but the cop has his knee in the guy's neck and his tazer pointed at his face!


I'll get the anatomy fails out of the way:Found at Disney World's Epcot center . . . yes, this was to then men's room.

This was put on this poor guy's face while he was sleeping. His brother and sister in-law then woke him up and told him that DD was giving away donuts. While there he ran into his old prom date and didn't figure out what was going on till he got home. Sadly, there were no free donuts.



the "Boner Dollar" I got at Christmas Bingo




Garden Gnome sold at Ross




This was in some Book

Just a fire I made


This bathroom sign came with directions! (Intermountain health care bathroom)


More than spooning?

Anatomy lessons now over!

Someone I know getting arrested on Christmas Day! Woot woot
Fat kids do love cake!
Yeah, she stayed there for a good 30 seconds before she finished running the light. (State steet, Provo, UT)WRX pizza boy? (BYU campus)
(BYU campus)I wanted that shirt so bad! (New York City)
Thought this a nice set up of Brigham Young with Jesus and Mary. (Muse music Provo, UT)
Well placed sticker (Sam's club Worcester, MA)We watched Predators then one of the twilight movies (University mall Orem,UT)
This was a list I made for a friend that seriously had the best amature singing voice I have ever heard. Busted up legsKnow your clients 101 (Humane society UT)Found it in sky mall on my flight to TexasThought it would work as a kennel. It's made out of a plastic bin, a cooling sheet, and two zip ties.Some where in Idaho
He tried, but 12 pounds of burrito is a lot when you don't like jalapenos or sour cream.

But they promise to never do it again! (orem Utah)



Our dog Stdney is in the black car. She was trying to get out to take on this 200lb St. Bernard. I miss Syd.




Phat! (Weston,MA)




So this is Shilo. After Syd passed we went out and bought a great dane to help with the healing process. We had her for a 45 min car ride home, 5 mins in the back yard, and 4 hours chasing her over fences, through fields, and down streets. Top speed is recorded at 38 mph. Some Douche making creps (Denver, CO)My brother making crepes at a bridal expo. We are going to open a restaurant together called Dave and Cranky Chuckies!

Can't find this deal anywhere but in Miami Florida!My brother. . . Charles.Started a job that ended up being fraud, don't worry, the 10K wasn't mine. (we reported it to the FBI but they apparently don't do anything cool until it's in the millions.)


Mom stepping in dog feces (Poo)

Brother started a new drug called Cymbalta (or something) and the freakn' kid bit me!
Beer in Utah may be watered down, but it's twice as funny!


My brother's new "K04" turbo. They ended up being knockoffs, and that was the end of the S4.



"You suck balls" (Macys in Solomon Pond Mall in MA)

"This car is dirtier than my wife!!!" (Walmart parking lot in Utah)
(Sam's club)


Ford focus with garden edger as a front bumper wind diffuser. Some frugal people they are.


Panties made out of the same stuff you make t-shirts out of. . . nasty!


Sent this to my brother. I think he'll use it as a key chain.
Some Douche spit on my car.
Left this on my friends car. He's native american.

Ho-ray for cleanliness! (Pizza pie cafe)
My Aunt dug a trail through the snow. It's about 5 and 1/2 feet deep. (aka over her head)